NBC Comedy Entertainment Video: Jimmy Fallon Monologue For January 7, 2014

The following NBC entertainment video comes from Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. It is Jimmy’s monologue, which is a standup comedy routine done at the beginning of each show. This monologue is from the Tuesday, January 7, 2014 episode.

This is one of the last few monologues that Jimmy will do on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. He starts The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon in February.

Part 1:

Fallon tells the audience to stay warm because we are in a polar vortex.

It is so cold that doctors are telling people to avoid drinking alcohol if they go outside. It’s a frostbite risk. But parents stuck in the house with kids are saying it’s worth the risk.

Fallon poked fun at Obama for inviting unemployed people to the White House to talk about income inequality. It shows a lot of sympathy to invite unemployed people to a huge white mansion that you live in for free.

Michelle Obama is staying at Oprah’s house in Hawaii. She told the housekeeper to make sure Michelle has clean linens at all times. Stedman said he heard her the first time.

Jimmy talked about the new Bachelor, Juan Pablo. He says their favorite contestant is Kat Hurd. They made fun of the name, which sounds like “cat turd” if you slightly mispronounce it. After meeting Kat Hurd, Juan Pablo said she smells good. Fallon said it must be the Fresh Step. Mark and Tariq, from The Roots, then reenact one of the scenes from The Bachelor.

Part 2:

Mayor Bill de Blasio wants to get rid of horse-drawn carriages in Central Park. Jimmy then sent someone out on the street to get their opinions on this issue. But they had to answer in a high-pitched voice.

Jimmy talked about Dennis Rodman, who just came back from another trip there and is now claiming that North Korea is not that bad. Even Kim Jong-Un is saying it’s kind of bad.

They showed some clips of Alex Trebek rapping some of the answers on Jeopardy. Jimmy then joked about Trebek having several different rap albums. His latest album is Trebeezus. Pat Sajak is shirtless on a motorcycle on the cover.

Justin Bieber’s new documentary, Believe, has only made about $3 million so far. That is way below his previous film. Jimmy isn’t sure where Bieber’s audience went. But he can tell him one direction he might want to look in.

NBC Comedy Video – Jimmy Fallon Monologue – January 7, 2014 – Part 1

NBC Comedy Video – Jimmy Fallon Monologue – January 7, 2014 – Part 2

NBC TV Entertainment Video: Jay Leno Skit For January 7, 2014 – “Products For A Better You”

The following NBC entertainment videos contain a skit called “Products For A Better You.” The skit is from Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. The episode aired on Tuesday, January 7, 2014. I have also included a text summary of the skit. Watch the videos for the full routine.

This is the last full month for Jay to host The Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon takes over in February.

Part 1:

The Facewaver Exercise Mask:

This is a ridiculous mask that supposedly makes your face look younger by reducing wrinkles. Jay says you can wear it anywhere except the bank. He tries it and then takes it off, asking if the audience thinks he looks younger. They approve, so he asks NBC if he can keep his job.

Next was some funny product that is designed to separate the egg yolk from the egg white. It is a mug with a man’s face. You put in the cracked egg, and the liquid part (the egg white) flows through the man’s nose so you can separate the parts.

The Mirror Plate:

The plate has a small mirror in it so you can check your teeth for food after you finish eating. It is from England. Jay says the Mirror Plate is about as close to the dentist as they get.

The Power Nap Head Pillow:

I don’t really get it. But this is a pillow with a hole inside so that you can put it on your head. I guess it’s so you can sleep wherever you are. It also has some holes to put your hands, which is equally absurd.

Loopa Gyroscopic Toddler Bowl:

The idea is that the gyroscope will keep cereal or other food from falling on the ground. But when Jay tested it, he spilled milk on the floor. Maybe this works for solid food only.

Part 2:

Leno then showed a remote controlled mop. It moved around some but didn’t seem to work that well when Jay tested it.

The Neck System Exerciser:

You attach this to a door, and it has a device that you push with your neck to get a workout. Jay says you will then bang your head against the door when you realize you just wasted $130.

The Anywhere Exercise Box:

This is a $60 box that you step up and down on to get exercise. Hilarious.

The Ace Power Exerciser:

This is from South Korea. It looks like you are riding a horse or something. Jay says this is how Psy came up with Gangnam Style.

Jay Leno Skit For January 7, 2014 – Products For A Better You – Part 1

Jay Leno Skit For January 7, 2014 – Products For A Better You – Part 2

NBC TV Entertainment Video: Jay Leno Monologue For January 7, 2014

The following NBC entertainment videos contain the Tonight Show’s Jay Leno monologue for the episode that aired on Tuesday, January 7, 2014. I have also included a text summary of the topics for this monologue. Watch the videos for the full jokes.

This is the last full month for Jay to host The Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon takes over in February.

Part 1:

Jay is talking about it being 2014. It’s been 15 years since we partied like it’s 1999.

For a new year, Old Father Time makes way for the New Year’s Baby. NBC refers to this as “Leno and Fallon.”

A study says that dogs align themselves with the Earth’s magnetic field in preparation for going to the bathroom. The Earth’s magnetic field is also perfectly aligned with Leno’s front lawn.

It is so cold, that a polar bear at Chicago’s Lincoln Park Zoo had to be moved indoors. This is because a polar bear in the wild has thicker blubber, so it can withstand the cold better. Americans have this thick layer of blubber, so they have no problem walking around in the cold.

It was recently colder in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, than on the surface of Mars. Actually, Mars has more night life than Winnipeg. And there are more things to do.

The average temperature across America was 14 degrees. That’s so cold that the Blue Man Group blended in with the rest of the country.

Jay then told some more “it’s so cold” jokes:

1. New York City mayor, Bill de Blasio, had to dig Michael Bloomberg out of the snow.

2. Anthony Wiener said it was bone-chilling.

3. In Utah, the Supreme Court put a freeze on gay marriage.

4. The Bachelor on ABC has a cold sore not from herpes.

Scientists report they developed a strain of marijuana that does not contain THC. Jay says we have this already. It is oregano.

Jay showed a skit about what eggs in a frying pan look like both with and without THC. With THC, the eggs are laughing.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford is running for reelection. Jay wonders where he gets the energy.

Part 2:

Rob Ford’s new campaign slogan: If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the meth lab.

People in Sochi will be allowed to protest – in a special protest zone in Siberia.

Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea to play an exhibition basketball game. Jay showed a bizarre CNN interview with Rodman. The other former NBA players were sitting there, apparently embarrassed by the interview. Jay says you don’t usually see faces like that on NBA players until the paternity test comes back.

Pope Francis reportedly has an approval rating of 88 percent. If he comes out with Francis Care, the whole thing could go down the tubes.

There is some new toothbrush that is supposed to detect when you have too much plaque. An app then sends the info to your iPhone. Alternatively, you could just look in the mirror.

Amazon’s Jeff Bezos was airlifted by the Ecuador Navy to get an emergency operation for kidney stones. Jay then told a lame joke about the Navy charging him shipping and handling and then recommended other operations that other people have bought (you’ll get it if you use Amazon).

Jay joked about Evander Holyfield’s homosexuality comments. He said stupidity is incurable.

Leno then showed an infomercial for a product called the “Bacon Bowl.” The skit then said that if you order now, you get the Bacon Coffin for free.

Jay Leno Monologue For January 7, 2014, Part 1

Jay Leno Monologue For January 7, 2014, Part 2

Crash News Video: Coral Springs, Florida: Jonathan Joseph Lawrence Clarke And Travis Mark Wilson Killed In 1-Car Accident On Lakeview Drive

NBC Miami has a video up about a crash that killed two men. There were no survivors in this one-vehicle accident.

Date: Wednesday, December 25, 2013 (Christmas Day)

Time: About 5:30 in the morning

City / County / State: Coral Springs, Florida

Address: 11900 block of Lakeview Drive

Victims Killed:

1. Driver Jonathan Joseph Lawrence Clarke was 22 years old.

2. Passenger Travis Mark Wilson was also 22 years of age.

Victims Injured:

none

Cause:

Clarke apparently lost control and went off the road. He struck a tree with his Eagle Talon. This happened at a curve in the road. Speed is considered a possible factor.

Sources:

NBC Miami Video

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NBC Tonight Show Music Video (DailyMotion) – The Voice 5 Winner, Tessanne Chin, Performs “Tumbling Down”

On January 17, 2013, Tessanne Chin was crowned the new winner for the U.S. version of The Voice. She won Season 5. Tessanne was given a coronation song, and it is being marketed as her winner’s single. The song is called “Tumbling Down.” Songwriters include Ryan Tedder and Noel Zancanella.

On January 18, 2013, Chin made an appearance on NBC’s Tonight Show, hosted by Jay Leno. She performed her new single.

So far, “Tumbling Down” has gained a little traction on iTunes. It is at #30, two days after The Voice 5 finale. By way of comparison, while Tessanne’s performances during the show did much better than last season’s American Idol favorites (as far as we know), this coronation song is not jumping off to a fast start. It will need some legs from somewhere besides the show to take off. But so far, it doesn’t seem like The Voice really does much of anything to promote its winners.

NBC – Jay Leno’s Tonight Show – Tessanne Chin Performance Of “Tumbling Down” (DailyMotion Video)

Crash News Video: Palmdale, California: Sara Paynter And Robert Delgadillo Killed In Accident Involving Sheriff’s Deputy’s Patrol Car Near 17th Street East and Avenue R

Two victims were killed in this two-vehicle crash. They were passengers in a Ford Explorer that had a collision with a sheriff’s deputy’s patrol car. Two more people from the Explorer were injured, and the deputy was also hurt.

NBC Los Angeles has a video about this accident. Click below to watch it.

Date: Saturday, December 14, 2013

Time: About 4:30 in the afternoon

City / County / State: Palmdale, California

Address: Close to the intersection of 17th Street East and Avenue R

Victims Killed:

1. Sara Paynter was 20 years old.

2. Robert Delgadillo, who was Sara’s boyfriend, was 30 years old.

Victims Injured:

Two people in the Explorer who were injured were not identified. Their exact medical status is not clear, but the NBC report says they “survived.” The sheriff’s deputy sustained only minor injuries.

Cause:

Nothing seems clear about how this accident happened, and the NBC reports cites police as saying there is conflicting information. But somehow, the cars collided with each other. Pictures and video showed that both vehicles had front-end damage.

Criminal Charges?

There are no charges at this time.

Sources:

NBC Los Angeles Video

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Crash News Video (NBC): Meriden, Connecticut: Children Tatiana And Lorenzo Cruz (Israel Putnam Elementary School) Killed And Israel Gonzalez Arrested; Several Victims Injured

NBC Connecticut has released a video about a two-vehicle crash that killed two children and injured their parents and brother. You can see a link below to that video. A man has been arrested after he allegedly ran away from the scene of the accident. That same man allegedly caused the accident by striking the victims’ car when the victims were stopped at the light located at the intersection of Broad Street and Gale Avenue. Police took a blood sample and are running toxicology tests to determine whether the suspect was driving drunk.

Date: Sunday, November 3, 2013

Time: About 2 in the morning

City / County / State: Meriden, Connecticut

Victims Killed:

1. Tatiana Cruz was 5 years old.

2. Lorenzo Cruz was 8 years old.

Both of these kids attended Israel Putnam Elementary School.

Victims Injured:

1. Suspect Israel Gonzalez, who is 29 and from Meriden, sustained minor injuries.

2. Alejandro Schroder is 12. He is in critical condition. Alejandro attends Washington Middle School. He is the half brother of Tatiana and Lorenzo, Gina’s son, and Michael’s stepson.

3. Father Michael Cruz has been released from the hospital.

4. Mom Gina Schroder was seriously injured and still in the hospital.

Criminal Charges?

Gonzalez is already charged with reckless driving, felony evading responsibility, and driving without a license. Further charges will depend, at least in part, on the results of the blood-alcohol test.

Sources:

NBC Connecticut Video

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Crash Video Files: Henrico, Virginia: Rodney R. Roane Jr. Killed In Accident With School Bus On New Market Road; 4 Victims Injured, Including 2 Teens

One man was killed in this two-vehicle crash. He was the driver of an SUV that collided with a school bus. 4 people from the bus were injured. The kids were headed to the John G. Wood school.

NBC12.com has a video on this accident that you can see by using the link posted below.

Date: Monday, October 28, 2013

Time: About 7:15 in the morning

City / County / State: Henrico, Virginia

Address: New Market Road

Victims Killed:

1. Rodney R. Roane Jr. was 23. He lived in Henrico.

Victims Injured:

Two teenagers on the bus were injured. An aide sustained injuries, and so did the driver. They apparently only had minor injuries.

Cause:

Roane crossed the center line for some unknown reason. This caused a collision with the school bus. Whether speed or alcohol was involved is still under investigation.

Criminal Charges?

There are no charges at this time.

Sources:

NBC12.com Video

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Crash News Video: Menlo Park, San Mateo County, California: Marjorie Reitzell Arrested After Accident That Killed Kamal And Balbir Singh On Chilco Street

This crash resulted in the arrest of one woman who police believe was intoxicated. Two pedestrian victims were killed, and the dog they were walking was injured. The suspect also allegedly hit a car. But no one in that vehicle was injured.

Date: Thursday, October 24, 2013

Time: About 7 at night

City / County / State: Menlo Park, San Mateo County, California (San Francisco Bay area)

Address: Chilco Street

Victims Killed:

1. Names of the man and woman killed have not been released yet. But they were said to be in their 50s.

Update:

The victims have only been identified by family members so far. They were reported to be Kamal Singh, who was 45, and Balbir Singh, who was 50.

Victims Injured:

The suspect sustained what sounds like relatively minor injuries (pain). She is Marjorie Reitzell, a 54-year-old woman from Redwood City, California.

Cause:

Specific details are not really available. What is known is that Reitzell allegedly struck the victims and the car before slamming into a tree.

Criminal Charges?

Reitzell is expected to be charged with drunk driving and gross vehicular manslaughter.

Sources:

NBC Bay Area Video

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Crash News Video: Mesa County, Colorado: Gene Callender Killed In Motorcycle Accident In De Beque Canyon Area Of Interstate 70

One man has been killed in a motorcycle crash. There were no passengers on his bike and no other vehicles involved.

Date: Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Time: Around 6 at night

City / County / State: Mesa County, Colorado, in the De Beque Canyon area

Address: Interstate 70, near Beavertail Tunnel and Mile Marker 50

Victims Killed:

1. Gene Callender lived in Clifton, Colorado, which is also in Mesa County. He was 60 years old.

Victims Injured:

none

Cause:

Callender crashed after hitting a barrier. It is not known why he initially lost control of the motorcycle. However, speed and drunk driving are NOT suspected, according to GJSentinel.com.

Sources:

NBC11News.com Video On Gene Callender’s Motorcycle Accident

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