Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 19, 2013: Skit For ” ‘Liking’ on Facebook Protected Under First Amendment”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called ” ‘Liking’ on Facebook Protected Under First Amendment.” It aired on the Thursday, September 19, 2013 episode.

The 4th Circuit Court of Appeals held that Liking something on Facebook is a form of free speech. This started with a sheriff’s deputy got fired for liking the campaign of a guy who was running against the current sheriff.

Jimmy’s staff members asked people on Hollywood Boulevard if they agree that a Facebook Like is free speech. And these passersby were also asked to explain what the First Amendment is.

The first woman had no clue what the First Amendment is.

The next lady just laughed and said, “We shouldn’t have done this.”

The next guy said it’s for your rights. He didn’t know which ones.

One man thought it included the right to vote “probably.”

Ha. Another guy said he isn’t sure but knows it’s not freedom of speech.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 4107 views and had a quite good user rating of 236 Likes and only 5 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “‘Liking’ on Facebook Protected Under First Amendment” (September 19, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 19, 2013: Skit For “John McCain Responds to Vladimir Putin”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “John McCain Responds to Vladimir Putin.” It aired on the Thursday, September 19, 2013 episode.

Putin wrote an opinion piece about Syria in the New York Times. It was directed at the American people.

John McCain then wrote an op-ed that was published on a Russian site. The title was “Russians Deserve Better Than Putin.” McCain dissed Putin so bad that he may have collaborated with Kendrick Lamar.

Jimmy says McCain thought he was publishing his piece in Pravda. But instead, it was published on Pravda.ru, which is unrelated to the real Pravda news agency. Also, it appears that the letter was censored with some sort of government filter. The translation, after the filter, said that Vladimir Putin is a very sexy man. He is strong like a bear or bull. McCain said he would go for him if he were a woman. But as a man, he is envious of his strong eyes and muscles. But it’s not a gay thing. Putin is a hero. The signature was Poopy Pants McCain.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 2700 views and had a decent user rating of 120 Likes and 9 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “John McCain Responds to Vladimir Putin” (September 19, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 19, 2013: Skit For “Breaking Bad Spinoff” (About Paul van der Velpen And Anti-Sugar Campaign)

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Breaking Bad Spinoff.” It aired on the Thursday, September 19, 2013 episode.

This is about a high-ranking official in Amsterdam. He is apparently campaigning against sugar. The guy’s name is Paul van der Velpen. He is the head of the Public Health Service. Paul says that sugar is a drug that is dangerous and addictive.

People in The Netherlands can’t stop eating sugary snacks. Jimmy wonders why.

Van der Velpen wants to put warning labels on food with sugar, like you see on packs of cigarettes. This is happening in a place where you can get pot and a hooker in your Happy Meal.

Jimmy then shows how there is a new TV show about this dangerous sugar drug. It is called “Baking Bad” and is coming this fall to The Netherlands.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 4636 views and had a good user rating of 205 Likes and 18 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Breaking Bad Spinoff” (September 19, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 19, 2013: Skit For “Listerine Commercial with Guillermo and Yehya”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Listerine Commercial with Guillermo and Yehya.” It aired on the Thursday, September 19, 2013 episode.

In this skit, Yehya and Guillermo are bacteria. They are standing in something that looks like a large mouth.

Yehya finds some spinach stuck in some teeth. Then, the person is starting to eat dinner. They thought it was pea soup or something. But then, the guy starts to brush his teeth. They survive the toothbrush, but then the guy puts some Listerine in his mouth. It finishes them off when he gargles.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 2091 views and had a pretty good user rating of 107 Likes and 9 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Listerine Commercial with Guillermo and Yehya” (September 19, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 19, 2013: Skit For “Starbucks Bans Guns”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Starbucks Bans Guns.” It aired on the Thursday, September 19, 2013 episode.

The Starbucks CEO, Howard Schultz, requested that customers keep their guns at home instead of bringing them in the store. Jimmy said you don’t want people armed when you are charging $5 for something they used to get for free at work.

Kimmel doesn’t know anyone who takes a gun into a Starbucks. Are they protecting themselves against Sheryl Crowe CDs?

Gun-rights activists have held some events at Starbucks branches. Schultz says this makes some other customers uncomfortable.

Since gun owners can’t go to Starbucks anymore, a new chain has opened up. Kimmel shows a spoof commercial for the new coffee chain. It’s called Cafe Guns In Your Face. All guns are welcome, including rocket launchers. Seniors packing heat get Early Bird specials.

Cafe Guns In Your Face is close to Lubbock, Texas. The bathroom is for paying customers only. And they are now serving muffins.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 2961 views and had a pretty good user rating of 119 Likes and 12 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Starbucks Bans Guns” (September 19, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 18, 2013: Skit For “Target Demo – Emmy Predictions”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Target Demo – Emmy Predictions.” It aired on the Wednesday, September 18, 2013 episode.

This coming Sunday has the 65th Primetime Emmy Awards. That’s when TV makes love to itself.

The Emmy Awards are the most anticipated show on Sunday, except for Sunday Night Football, Breaking Bad, and Dexter.

Jimmy Kimmel’s show is nominated for 3 Emmys, including Most Improved.

Matt Damon is nominated for an award. If he wins, Jimmy is going to pull a Kanye West.

The idea is to ask certain demographic groups for Emmy predictions.

1. The first guy fits in the demographic of people who look like Mark McGwire if he did sausage instead of steroids. He was asked about Jon Hamm’s chances of winning an Emmy. The guy said he had no idea.

2. The next woman’s demo is those who have the courage to rock a Rachel hairdo in 2013. When asked who is going to kill it on the red carpet, she says “Jennifer Aniston.”

3. The next demo is guys who shot their television when Obama was elected. He said they’re not going to watch the Emmys. They don’t have anything to watch it on.

4. The next guy’s demo is people who just got into a fight for half a Hot Pocket. He is asked about The Good Wife getting snubbed this year. The guy said The Good Wife is a sitcom that he watches. It’s devastating.

5. The next guy is Todd from Breaking Bad’s Nazi uncle.

6. The next man is the Gangnam Style guy if he opened a bed and breakfast in Santa Fe and modeled his hair after Miley Cyrus. He is asked about Lena Dunham’s chances at the Emmys.

7. The next guy and girl are Disney child stars who never really became successful but are club promoters in San Jose. They are asked about American Horror Story getting so many nominations.

8. The next man is the “forget about it” guy. It doesn’t matter what he is asked. He is going to give to say “fuggedaboutit.”

9. The next group is the Black Eyed Peas cover band, Side Of Rice. They are asked about The Amazing Race.

10. The next guy is in the demo of people who are in children’s nightmares and horror movies. He has no idea about Bob Newhart. He is also the guy who had his face melted off in Raiders Of The Lost Ark. Asked about violence in Breaking Bad, he again said, “I have no idea.”

11. The next two could be spouses or father and daughter or mom and son. They have never seen Tina Fey’s show.

12. The next woman is Grimace’s great great grandmother. She is asked about Season 2 of Homeland. The guy doing the interview then used his finger to wipe lipstick off the lady’s face. The woman has never heard of Homeland.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 18 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 19,048 views and had a pretty good user rating of 418 Likes and 32 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Target Demo – Emmy Predictions” (September 18, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 17, 2013: Skit For “Guillermo’s New Show MUCHO With a Britney Spears Exclusivo”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Guillermo’s New Show MUCHO With a Britney Spears Exclusivo.” It aired on the Tuesday, September 17, 2013 episode.

MUCHO is like the show Extra. But instead of Mario Lopez, Guillermo is the host. Guillermo was even invited to the Extra show as part of this MUCHO idea. But as soon as Guillermo showed up and said Hi, Mario Lopez said they were out of time. So Guillermo walked off mad.

On this episode of MUCHO, Justin Bieber’s nipples were features. And Patrick Stewart was surrounded by those pool balls that kids jump into. Also, Leonardo di Caprio is going bald. And they have a sexy ultrasound. Guillermo also does an interview with Britney Spears about Las Vegas. It then shows Guillermo live from the Hollywood And Highland Center.

Watch the video below to see the full MUCHO skit, which also includes a Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth story and a poll on Brad Pitt’s hair.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 8 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 8024 views and had a very good user rating of 346 Likes and 4 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Guillermo’s New Show MUCHO With a Britney Spears Exclusivo” (September 17, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 17, 2013: Skit About College Graduates Bringing Their Parents To Job Interviews

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit imagining what it would look like if college graduates bring their parents on job interviews. It aired on the Tuesday, September 17, 2013 episode.

8 percent of recent college graduates took their parents to a job interview, according to the Wall Street Journal. 3 percent actually had their parents sitting with them for the interview. Jimmy would take his parents on a date, but never a job interview. That’s just not okay unless it’s American Idol.

Jimmy then shows a spoof of a job interview where a guy took his parents with him. It’s some kid, and the parents are telling the interviewer about his medical problems and stuff like that. The guy says they can leave now. So the parents carry the kid out, one by his arms and the other by his legs. This spoof was so not funny. But it was amusing to hear that 3 percent of college grads take their parents to the actual job interview room.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 2673 views and had a good user rating of 176 Likes and 4 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “I Wonder What That Would Look Like? – College Graduates Bring Parents To Job Interviews” (September 17, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 17, 2013: Skit For “Kimmel Kartoon – Grand Theft Auto V And Obama”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Kimmel Kartoon – Grand Theft Auto V And Obama.” It aired on the Tuesday, September 17, 2013 episode.

The Grand Theft Auto 5 video game was just released. If your son is missing for a month, you know where he is. He’s in his room killing a virtual prostitute.

Kimmel then shows the outside of a Game Stop store in London. No wonder people from other countries hate us. Some kid is celebrating. Jimmy wonders if the reason is that his virginity has been put on hold a little longer.

Grand Theft Auto 5 is set in L.A. You can run around doing drugs, killing prostitutes, committing crimes, etc. It’s like Charlie Sheen The Game.

Jimmy then shows how Obama should be getting the message out to young people about Syria. It’s a cartoon based on Grand Theft Auto 5 characters and game action. And it’s also a spoof of his 60 Minutes interview on this Syria situation.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 1181 views and had a pretty good user rating of 292 Likes and 19 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Kimmel Kartoon – Grand Theft Auto V And Obama” (September 17, 2013)

Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video For September 17, 2013: Skit For “Miley And Liam Didn’t Twerk Out”

The following video is from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s YouTube account. This segment has a skit called “Miley And Liam Didn’t Twerk Out.” It aired on the Tuesday, September 17, 2013 episode.

Miley and her fiance, Liam Hemsworth, broke up. It was classic boy meets girl, followed by girl gets naked while straddling a piece of construction equipment, then boy loses girl.

Jimmy says they are too young to settle down, anyway. Miley is 20. She needs to be jumping on as many wrecking balls as possible. At 20, you need to grab life by the sledgehammer and weirdly lick it.

Miley unfollowed Liam on Twitter this past weekend. This is the modern-day version of throwing an engagement ring at your fiance’s head.

Jimmy then showed a bunch of media reports of people saying the relationship between Miley and Liam was not twerking out. And her twerking isn’t working.

YouTube Ratings And Statistics:

About 6 hours after this clip was uploaded to YouTube, it showed 2943 views and had a very good user rating of 441 Likes and 6 Dislikes.

Jimmy Kimmel’s YouTube Skit – “Miley And Liam Didn’t Twerk Out” (September 17, 2013)